I Don’t Recommend a Golden Retriever Massage

06. May 2016 funny 0
I Don’t Recommend a Golden Retriever Massage
At the beginning of the school year, I was referred to a massage therapist that lived nearby and worked out of her home. When I called to schedule my appointment, she asked me on the phone if it was okay that she had two Golden Retrievers. I said, “Of course, I love dogs!” I assumed ...

I Blame My Father…

05. May 2016 funny 1
I Blame My Father…
I know what you must be thinking. However, I don’t have weird daddy issues. I don’t blame my father because he made me eat everything on my plate (although that did totally suck). I don’t even really blame him for making me drive a 1985 light blue Buick LeSabre in high school (although absolutely mortifying ...

Where’s the #$%* Eggplant?

03. May 2016 funny 1
Where’s the #$%* Eggplant?
When I was growing up, my mom would plan the week’s menu and often prep everything on Sunday.  She and my father were of the mindset that we had to eat everything on our plates even if we didn’t like it.  That often meant that I would still be at the dinner table at 10:30pm ...

Welcome to My Circus

24. April 2016 intro 0
Welcome to My Circus
I’ve always referred to my clan as the “circus” because everywhere we go, even if it’s just the front yard, it feels like we are a troupe of clowns getting out of a clown car.  And somehow I unknowingly signed up to be the ringleader. Some days I feel like I am riding a unicycle ...